I smell pee

Me: Do you smell that?
Florim: What? sniffing loudly
Me: It smells like pee!
Florim: Where? looking around
Me: Did he pee somewhere? looking for puddles
Florim: Maybe.
Me: Nothing is wet. now running nose along every inch of the couch and rug
Florim: I smell it. Fix it.

Later that night I mopped all the floors, vacuumed, fabreezed, and disinfected. The source was never determined.

I give us an F in potty training.